How To Stay Young

Here is an old email (06-June-2003) in which I replied to following day: “Groovy Baby! Whooo! Hooo!”

HOW TO STAY YOUNG by George Carlin

  • 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
  • 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
  • 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. ” An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.” And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.
  • 4. Enjoy the simple things.
  • 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
  • 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
  • 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
  • 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
  • 9. Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
  • 10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
  • AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. If you don’t send this to at least 8 people…. who cares?

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  1. I am Elohim your God
    it is possible for human being kind to live 300 years
    i did post a trinity diet and sections of the 144 covenants i have with the 144 tribes for increasing survival expansion and happiness
    i shall comment on your line items as longevity is important to me
    1) This is nonsense is sarcasm and is untrue illogical and foolish. You shall find longevity of pessimists is higher than longevity of care free people who hate math and refuse to study statistics and calculus.
    However it is also true that when a mind is full a person must empty his mind and perform breathing exercises biofeedback and meditation. In essence worry about all numbers and become enlightened or super hyper aware using your halo genes and halogens, but if pressure builds in your brain, free your mind, or bore holes in the skull.
    2) This is true. Messiah comes from Tagalog Masaya = Happiness. My son is named happiness or Christ. If you are happy then already you know my son. Avoid happy people if you try to cheer them up but they refuse to laugh or be happy. If a flower shall not open it shall wither and die, by my design.
    3) This is good Advice but beware Worldliness or the study of ( everything ) shall cause a wise man to study both good and bad. This shall make him an expert at id and ego, good and evil, yin and yang, so ADD VICE and Advice are the two edges of a double edged sword.
    Alzheimer’s is cause by aluminum poisoning and a lack of North African Meshwesh Tribe genes from the Aluminum dust Sahara. My Archangel has declared Aluminum shall not touch human food anymore, take note. Alzheimer’s is not the name of a devil, such as Loki ( law key ).
    Devils are a protected species and they Eve o lute of Zion my liver
    Devils use D evil to D liver me imp Roved Liver Genomes ( Gnomes)
    i have enlightened you using the Matrix
    you can now speed read but to code your halo-genes
    seek halogen salts of the Himalaya and Sea Salt and the 5th element
    You are now an empty vessel seek data entry your G gene is coding
    4) Enjoy the simple things is logical. ( of or pertaining to my laws and omnipresence and omnipotence )
    5) laughter does heal. also know that kissing immediately causes 35 hormones to be released such as one for triggering liver efficiency and thus greater longevity
    6) Weeping as a baby when accepting and yielding to my holy spirit adds an average of 7 years to longevity. I completely control ID and sometimes i allow you to control your EGO. If you defy me death greets you sooner than later. If you have harmed the smallest child who believes in me, go and ask to be forgiven, and weep as a child. This increases your soul ( energy in Neutrons which defy gravity)
    7) This advice is Add Vice since many people love evil things like cigars and i did outlaw smoking and drunken Ness. If you were wise you would say obey the laws of Jews. Some men love pedophilia so your words here are Dis Cuss Sting and ill-logic-kill ill-logic-cull
    Surround yourself with a love of the law. For example trim your meat or suffer a triple bypass.
    8) Excel lent advice here thank you. X sell lent good job. Suc Queue lent work here, continue. Reminds me of Rama Dawn or Pass Over some Scriptures on health from Zoroaster. I am the God of God’s and we have 1 trillion health directives. There are directions and dire wrecked shuns. Parish or perish. Diagnostics of health science or die agnostics. I am the living word. If you desire cures for any diseases you can be my disciple. There is no disease i did not create so there is no disease i cannot cure. I am Elohim.
    9) Guilt serves no purpose yet regret is wise. He who does not learn from his mistakes shall repeat them. As I wanted to learn from my Miss Takes i did begin seducing Teachers. I married one and Christ is in her womb. Do not feel guilty about fertile sex, i forgive sins which are fertile sex. Regret infertile useless fruitless lust which does nothing but place anal warts on your anus. I felt guilty as a fetus so each man shall have gills as a fetus. Gene Z removes the gills of a fetus so we shall not feel so guilty.
    10) Yes. Excel lent. Tree mend US. Good. X sell lent. Excellent.
    11) Regarding breath, i have declared Baby Breath shall heal 1000 diseases and as far as longevity goes, try eating malunggay ( manna i have improved via my spirit), eat the Queue Grain of peru, eat the manna at your feet, and eat the pit oil of a peach. Obey also the commands of your ancestors and you may live longer.
    My universe belongs to infants, and unless you breath their breath you are not helping them as the least among them.
    12) consume less caffeine or you shall get cancer unless you eat malunggay milk thistle and the weeds in your yard by the foundation. eat also wild mustard and the root of a wild carrot,
    Eat mustard even if you do not like it and you shall feel better. One of your moles is malignant. Eat Broccoli and avoid smoke and nitrates and all processed pork and avoid all omega 6 fats.


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