POLL: Crown the King of Fake News
Please rate the most Fake News stories of 2017 to help us crown the 2017 KING of Fake News Trophy winner.
1. ABC News “MISTAKENLY” reported that candidate Trump directed Michael Flynn to make contact with Russian officials before the election. VERDICT:
Other, please specify: Hey! Flynn does NOT take direct orders from anyone. Just ask her Evil Kitty: She ‘knows’. Hiss.
2. CNN “MISTAKENLY” reported that candidate Donald Trump and his son Donald J. Trump, Jr. had access to hacked documents from WikiLeaks. VERDICT:
Other, please specify: First, junior is second to the senior. And so neither the senior nor junior has access.
3. TIME “MISTAKENLY” reported that President Trump removed a bust of Martin Luther King, Jr. from the Oval Office. VERDICT:
Other, please specify: First, male humanz have two busts, too. And so there should be two busts instead of one. If not possible, remove one bust.
4. Let the President know if there is another story you think should be crowned as the 2017 KING of Fake News
Prove that the lunar or moon landings, spherical model of this hellish planet, and all else evoluntionary, including climate, global, and weather changes are frauds, hoaxes, and scams.
Oops. That’s old stuff. For the ‘real news’, I’d like for y’all to:
Prove that the ‘original’ Hillary Clinton is ‘real’;
demonstrate how many clones exists on this hellish planet; and
find one good representative of the humanz.