Breaking! Trump to Sign Proclamation Ordering National Guard to Mexican Border https://saboteur365.wordpress.com/2018/04/04/breaking-trump-to-sign-proclamation-ordering-national-guard-to-mexican-border/
Yawn. Have y’all NOT tried my idea of layzerz? Y’all are still biting the bullets! Oh, wow, lookie here, my pea shooters got stuck. I’d better lub it mo’ frequently to avoid overheating and jamming.