Dear Lawd Gawd,
Please kill me now! I cannot enjoy eating my Chocolate Pudding by ECH Cafe! The middle layer is white whipped cream layered in between the brown pudding, and topped off with more whipped cream sprinkle with crushed Orea cookies.
I recalled the smell of ‘imboornal’, or the Filipino word for funky smelly odorous stank, which emanated from an old whitish human female, who sat down near our dinner area.
Upon my arrival from washing our dinner dishes in the hospital’s restroom, I smelled the most evil malo!
I have dubbed the homeless smell from that old fart as ‘Smelly Boob Effect’. That is mine! It’s copyrighted for and by Evil Kitty!
P.S. The good Flynn would like me to inform y’all that she doesn’t wanna go back to the two choir gigs because they all smell!