While still stuck in Mom’s hospital room and after taking photos and videos of her using the Airlife (TM) manual incentive spirometer’ for her COPD, though she and my family were NEVER smoker. Maybe she got sick from second hand smoke while in the closed-door of her meetings at work many along years ago.
Anyway, when Evil Kitty held up one paw, she didn’t realize that would include ALL four paws. WTF? (It’s 13:56 pm, and I’m learning more about Polydactyl cat, which says that ‘normal’ cats have eighteen toes.
I thought holding up one paw meant one paw and NOT all four paws! WTF? And so I held up two paws and didn’t realize a cat can stand on one paw with three paws off the ground.
I was going for four paws but then that would mean a HOVER-CAT and that’s impossible on this hellish planet due to gravitational laws, according to the experts in mainstream science.
But which set of paws can Evil Kitty hold up? Usually, it’s the front, whereby two paws are HELD up in prayer. But a cat can LIFT up the hind paws to urinate or poop like a dog. Than again, I have NOT witnessed in real life how cats go to the bathroom.
So the online encyclopedia article said that each of the front paws has five toes and each of the hind paws has four toes . If I were Evil Kitty, I’d scratch the furnitures really good until the owners get a new set of furnitures to scratch up!
Okay, do you remember that ‘friend’? In one pop, I held up one front paw to two front paws per his verbal requests via my current smartphone number! He would do that to me several times. But a unionized compliance stopped the western nonsense. Thank goodness.
And now this ‘pal’ – This, this, this damn unfortunate stuff that I mentioned in my previous blogs about certain groups stalking, err, haunting, err, FOLLOWING me, which is the reversal (the mirrors) because I was following them, outta curiosity which has NOT yet killed this Evil Kitty – is something I would prefer to smoothed out ASAP.
I think I’m finished ranting. It’s NOT fair for us all because I’m stuck here being a caregiver to my Mommy Dearest and being held hostage from working a good paying job since 2007.