“It’s one thing to highlight unusual phenomena” – Yup. That’s what I like weird stuff which can be super and natural, NOT unnatural stuff like these LGBTQ creatures. OMG! That barista guy with long reddish hair tied back in a pony tail and rail thin body is still serving my ordered coffee. Yesterday morning he wore his bright-colored eye shadow of blue. Oh, dear Lawd Gawd!
“one of the half-dozen cans of beer I drink per year” – I never did like the taste of beer. I only tried due to peer pressure and approval. The other night I recalled what I had really preferred many slong years ago – screwdrivers! That’s correct! The drink of hard wine drinkers – whiskey. The stuff that doesn’t seem to burn my throat, really.
“the kid is really ugly” – Yup. I guess my observational skills are wired incorrectly because I no longer have the correct English words to describe abornomalities due to my liberal, progressive bombardments of (what are those word?) tolerance and diversity.